Saving our Asses

Create a Warning Poster 3 Stars

Create a poster warning people of some sort of danger. It can be a danger that isn’t ever present, like the lochness monster, or something really elaborate, like beware falling off of a rhino into a bath of lizards and Shia Lebouf. Have fun with it and get as creative as possible! Gimp or Photoshop are suggested.

Seeing as we help with ALL services, I decided we needed to cover our asses a little. Let me clarify what EXACTLY we do. We will help you clean up, dispose of, and reconstruct your life after you have “spill” or “stain” but once we have done our job, we are in no way a constant point in your life. It is up to you to keep the new life we have given you. If you let it slip, we will deny any and all involvement. Our “Carpet” Cleaning Business will become a Carpet Cleaning Business. We have a cop on the inside, so if you try to take us down, you will be screwed. SO heed this warning because I will not say it again.

NSNP Warning Poster

I really wanted to show the versatility of all the stains we do cover. It may be implied that we only do blood stains and cover p murders, but look closely, there is dirt and coffee too. We really do care about the cleanliness of your home. We do not JUST deal with extreme cases.

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