Create Your Own Business Card 2 Stars
We’re reaching a time in our lives where where professionalism is key. Use photoshop to create your own business card to advertise who you are.
As the publicist for No Stain No Problem, I am available to cover up the truth. If you don’t want your neighbors and friends to know that you threw a temper tantrum and trashed your house, I got you covered. If you need to cover up the fact that you murdered your spouse, hypothetically of course, it’s no sweat. I am a pro at lying and getting people to trust me 100%.
No one will ever know you “spilled” that glass of “red wine” at 3 in the morning.
I wanted to create a clean cut business card with the illusion of a puzzle, noir style of course. Hence the black blocks tumbling around in the background. As someone who is going to be piecing together lies and creating cover stories, I wanted my business card to resemble the twists and lies I will be concocting.
Give me a call and you will fall into the black abyss of lies and deceit.