Hit Me Up

Create Your Own Business Card 2 Stars

We’re reaching a time in our lives where where professionalism is key. Use photoshop to create your own business card to advertise who you are.

As the publicist for No Stain No Problem, I am available to cover up the truth. If you don’t want your neighbors and friends to know that you threw a temper tantrum and trashed your house, I got you covered. If you need to cover up the fact that you murdered your spouse, hypothetically of course, it’s no sweat. I am a pro at lying and getting people to trust me 100%.

No one will ever know you “spilled” that glass of “red wine” at 3 in the morning.

business card

I wanted to create a clean cut business card with the illusion of a puzzle, noir style of course. Hence the black blocks tumbling around in the background. As someone who is going to be piecing together lies and creating cover stories, I wanted my business card to resemble the twists and lies I will be concocting.

Give me a call and you will fall into the black abyss of lies and deceit.

3 thoughts on “Hit Me Up

  1. This is beautiful. It really represents NSNP in the best way possible. Between you and me, our agency will have the best business cards in the land! Am I right? I am right. The font usage was on fleek.

  2. This business card is INTENSE. Perfect for NSNP. I just did this assignment too and mine did not turn out as good haha

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